Tuesday, August 30, 2005

Hurricane Heaven

Hurricanes are a thing of beauty, well for those living in Michigan anyways. All that awesome tropical air pushing up north, extending our summer, as well as our crops lifespan. All those bands of rain tend to dissipate into the Ohio River valley, leaving us with sun, sun, sun. Just checked out the 10 day forecast...a lot of sun.

I've decided to rename the Fox News Network to the weather channel, since that's all they talk about now. At one point an anchor man reported that New Orleans was under shit. Well, if you say so. Anyways, they interviewed many of the people that rode out the storms. Using words like valiantly standing, and vigilant. Damn, did I miss something, when did hurricanes threaten our freedom? Are Hurricanes a form of eco terrorism? Fox news thinks so, I also think I remember an episode of Super Friends where the bad guys used hurricanes to suppress the people.

To those able-bodied people that had the funds, to get out of the path of the storm and chose not to... Super Friends were just a cartoon, and a dumb one at that. Stop worrying your family, and putting rescuers at risk, as well as sucking up tax money, as your getting skimmed from your roof.

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